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#it’s like thor is at a salon having his hair done #with his sassy gay best friends

#YOU ALL ARE SURE THIS WILL PLEASE JANE #please her? oh she will be more than pleased when she sees you big guy! #we’ve never steered anyone wrong. you can totally and complettttttttly trust us #*sassy gay laugh*

(Source: johnsturturro)

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Sunday, 3rd June

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ibelieveinimpossiblethings:

all-time favorite villian: maleficent

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Sunday, 3rd June

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”